Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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My favorite is the last one...especially after seeing an OBGYN!!
Let me take a stab at a couple of these...
The penny one: the extra penny is for taxes--you're a big boy now, I would have thought you'd have gotten that one.
The Miss America / President one: Are you kidding me?! There are way more contestants lobbying for the White House than for the Miss America. Have you seen the debates? How many of these yahoos even have a chance of becoming the Pres?
Thanks for your 1 cent on my blog then, Ammon. :)
Well, I will just leave my two bits here:
thanks for all the funny sayings.
made me laugh!
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