Jul 16, 2010

Guilty Pleasures

I love fast food. If it wasn't for fast food, I would be thin. And then I would starve to death.

I know it's bad for me, but I don't care. It's cheap and fast and tasty. However, some of the food I like more than others.

I wouldn't go to Carl's Jr. if they didn't have the Breakfast Burger.

I'd ignore Taco Bell if not for the Double Decker Taco.

McDonald would be a foreign word for me if they discontinued the parfait.

Sonic. No Ocean Water, no business.

Arby's would be empty of Austin if it were devoid of Curly Fries. Precious, precious curly fries.

And I'm glad Jack in the Box isn't in Utah county. It's the only thing keeping me from becoming completely obese.

At least ever since In N Out decided maybe it's a good idea to expand our deliciousness places other than California.

What are some of your favorite guilty pleasures?


Tracie said...

Somebody's bored at work.

You better not be breaking our fast food budget or you'll be in trouble mister.

I'm not a huge fan of most fast food. (I almost wrote fats food, which would be pretty accurate.)

I refuse to call food guilty pleasures. I'll tell you why when you get home because I don't feel like getting on my soap box right now.

Austin said...

I don't call food a guilty pleasure, so much as fast food (or, as you say, Fats Food, which I'm thinking retitling this blog entry as).

I'm doing my best not to go over budget, and not so much bored at work as avoiding homework.

Can't wait to see you tonight.

Mark said...

you two need to get a room - who else flirts so brazenly on their blog?
and it's not that I think food is a guilty pleasure, but it's too much food is a guilty pleasure

Charlo said...

I, on the other hand, hate fast food. I like the convenience of it, but I find it completely disappointing. I used to like it but lost my appetitive for it. Just today someone brought over KFC, which I remember begging my mom for ( unsuccessfully ) as a kid. I couldn't figure out what was so great about fried and breaded chicken from their... I don't know what I used to see in it. I was thinking that the secret behind the 7 secret herbs and spices was that there aren't any herbs and spices, just oil.

Austin said...

it's actually one magic addictive chemical that makes you crave it fortnightly.

Wendy McMillan said...

Teddy grams and fruit snacks.

JanB said...

I'm loving having In n Out so close now.
I also love Wendy's fries with a chocolate frosty.
McDonalds is only good for its chicken McNuggets and sausage McMuffin with egg.
Oh, and have you tried SmashBurger yet? Gotta have those SmashFries!

Austin said...

I have not tried Smashburger, nor am I familiar with it. Where is it? Why is it called smashburger?