Sep 12, 2008
Lazy Blogger's Post Generator
We all need one, we've all read them (hopefully not from me) I hope you like this "Lazy Blogger's Post Generator" I found while stumbling.
Crikey! I just noticed I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail... You would not believe how hard it is being waited on hand and foot and generally lounging around. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!
I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, selling my soul to Google, just generally being a delightful mistress to various lawyers I met recently, my day is a magical flight from the first cockadoodledoo from the rooster to midnight. I am convinced that I absolutely deserve this after all my hard work. But who cares.
I solemnly swear that when the weather turns bad, I will blog more often. You have my word! This is for my ever faithful, devoted public.